welcome to my disaster zone. come for the memes, stay for the absolute lack of ambition.

Bio

Likes

fast food / fair food, video games, smoking earth herb, staying home, human pet animals, not working

Interests

being a unemployed neet
anime, drawing, bioshock, fallout games, rpg maker horror games

Story

on my home planet, i was worshiped as a literal goddess. temples. statues. weird chanting at 3am. the whole shtick ⋆˚꩜｡and then it shifted. slow at first.
less “divine protector” and more
“we could offer her to something stronger.”turns out devotion and hunger look the same after a while.so yeah. i stole a ship. minor detail.now i’m hiding out on earth, and honestly???? best decision ever.
i can just… exist. be chill. be cringe. be free.…or i was supposed to be.i started talking. just messing around. streaming into the void, saying whatever came to mind.
people showed up.
and they stayed.i thought they were joking. they thought i wasn’t.now there are… things.
phrases i said once that people repeat like prayers.
symbols i don’t remember making.
people calling me “leader” like it’s not a bit.i keep telling them it is a bit.
they keep listening like it’s gospel.anyway!!! distractions <3i discovered:
⋆˙⟡ fair food ⋆˙⟡ (why is it glowing?? and why does it taste so insanely good??)
⋆˙⟡ video games (need i say more?)
˚˖𓍢ִ໋❀ earth plants that make you feel floaty (10/10, no notes)i came to earth to escape execution…..
but i stayed because freedom tastes like deep-fried oreos and bad decisions.and maybe because it’s easier to pretend this is all normal
than admit i can't escape my roots.oh, and by the way, after my people tried to sacrifice me, i didn’t die.
i just… broke.now i get to exist like this:
body falling apart, constant pain, pretending i’m fine while something inside me keeps malfunctioning.but hey!!! at least i’m really good at naps now.and if i sleep long enough,
i don’t have to think about how many people are listening when i talk.⊹₊˚‧︵‿₊୨ᰔ୧₊‿︵‧˚₊⊹
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wanna see the disaster unfold? follow me on my socials where i post memes, complain about life, and make questionable decisions ~ all from the comfort of my spaceship (aka my room) join me, if you’re into bad content and even worse choices.